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October 13, 2005

metamuville singles scene

What's the single life like for the thirtysomethings of old, white-farted Metamuville? I recently walked into the local grocery, and there was a stunning young woman standing in line, a ringless vision of beauty. I was incredulous.

"Are you lost?" I asked.

She was lost.

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