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October 12, 2005

guardian angels

A special thanks go to the wherever-they-are-now Angels for dispatching the most cancerous franchise in all of sports, the New York Yankees. And with that, ESPN is suddenly watchable again. Except for all the plaintive "what went wrong?" stories, of course.

I feel no sympathies whatsoever for Yankee fans. This is a fan who watches the Discovery Channel and roots for the fox to catch the bunny. And then when the kill happens, he screams "BUNNIES SUCK!" in your ear, with a venom appropriate only if your bunny once slept with his wife.

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