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July 29, 2005

happy birthday, dad

On this, what would have been my father's 70-somethingth birthday, I am very pleased to report that the bigoted, wife-beating, child-beating, child-molesting (this one's new!), cross-dressing, diploma-drooling, binge-drinking inventor of the anti-aircraft sparrow remains quite dead.

How's the weather, Dad? It's not the humidity, you know. It's the heat.

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