Maria
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"go. fuck. yourself."
Female
23
years old
CLEVELAND, OHIO
United States
Last Login:
8/1/2006
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| Maria's
Interests |
| General |
Coffee, Nashville, Red Wine,
Guitar, Jaeger, Bad TV, Gum, Warm Sweaters, Concerts,
M&Ms, Warm Weather, Road Trips, Buying good
cds. |
| Music |
Condiment Doid, Bob Dylan,
Phish, MMW, Frank Zappa, Woody Guthrie, Pink Floyd,
Weather Report, Jones Trio, Jack's Mannequin, Jerry
Garcia, Elvis Presley, A Difference, David Bowie, The
Duo, Leo Kottke, Joan Baez, Sex Mob, Matisyahu, The
Beatles, Butch Walker, Chick Corea, Beck, Tin Hat Trio,
Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Los Lobos, Radiohead, Charlie
Hunter, Nirvana, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Bela
Fleck, Victor Wooten, Les Claypool, DJ Logic, King
Britt, The Word, Nick Drake, Talking Heads, Derek
Trucks, Schleigho, Stevie Wonder, Iron and Wine, Beastie
Boys, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Elliot Smith, David Grisman,
Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Primus, Wesley Willis |
| Movies |
Zoolander, The Big Lebowski,
Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Romeo and Juliet, Jury
Duty, Shawshank Redemption, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction,
Best in Show, City of God, Love Actually, Goodfellas,
Don't Look Back, Star Wars, Frida, Garden State,
Napoleon Dynomite, Royal Tennenbaums, The Constant
Gardener, Pulse |
| Television |
Tom Goes to the Mayor, Greys
Anatomy, Arrested Development, Laguna Beach (You know
you love it), The Office, Simpsons, Aqua Teens, Family
Guy, The Boondocks, Project Runway, Entourage, Six Feet
Under, Sopranos |
| Books |
Catcher in the Rye, Tarantula,
On the Road, The Onion, Nothing. |
| Heroes |
Randy Chase. |
| Groups: |
phish, Lovers
of Mike Gordon
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Maria's Details |
| Status: |
Single |
| Orientation: |
Straight |
| Hometown: |
Avon Lake, OH |
| Zodiac
Sign: |
Gemini |
| Education: |
In
college | |
| Maria's
Companies |
Rust
Records
Cleveland, OH US
Executive
Assistant
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Neil
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8/1/2006 12:40 AM
Seriously, where the fuck are my
skittles...what what! |
Red
Wanting Blue
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7/28/2006 11:25 PM
Howdy Y'all!
Just a quick
reminder. We are playing Fat Jimmy's in Kent, OH
this Saturday July 29.
244 N. Water
Street
Kent, OH 44240
18+ $5
See
Ya There!
Red Wanting Blue |
Burning
Paris
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7/25/2006 4:35 AM
Just stopping by YourSpace to say
hi. We have been up to great things, hope to hear
from you!
-BP
http://www.burningparis.com/
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Red
Wanting Blue
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7/20/2006 4:39 PM
Howdy Y'all!
Just a quick
reminder. We are playing the Flip Flop Fest in
Youngstown this Saturday July 22. The festival is
all day. Check out the myspace link below for all
the info.
www.myspace.com/fffest
See Ya
There!
Red Wanting Blue |
VictorotciV
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7/13/2006 2:07 PM
save me from this day. Seriosuly.
Longest week of my life. |
Goodbye
Cleveland... Hello Nahsville!!!!
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7/12/2006 4:41 PM
dont give me this cowboy shit...
miss i dont go to jamboriee in da hills!!!! hahaha
no i kidd!!!! love ya!!!! |
Corey
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7/10/2006 7:07 PM
dude, i cant come down for either
show unfortunately, and actually i dont know when
i'll be in cleveland next. but i got this press
release forwarded to me at work today... you
moving to nashville?!? if so we gotta plan
something before you head off to redneck land!
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Tyler
Whidden
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7/10/2006 10:29 AM
Top 11 Pick-Up Lines For A Girl
With 3 Legs:
11. "Hey, are your feet tired?
Because you've been -- OMIGOD, you have 3
legs!"
10. Your father must be a thief,
because he stole some dude's leg and gave it to
you.
9. Hey, maybe i should grab my dog so
we can double date.
8. You know, i was
gonna ask you to dance, but it seems you have two
left feet.
7. This doesn't mean you can run
from me twice as fast does it?
6. What do
you know -- we have something in common: You have
3 legs, and I too like to get freaky.
5.
Hey, is it hot in here or is it just your thrid
appendage. Yeah, that's right, i said
it.
4. Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like some all over your third
leg?
3. Do you come here often? Would you
like to?
2. Do you have a map, because i
keep getting lost in your third leg.
1. Hey
how about that! I have a third leg too! |
katie
b
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7/7/2006 9:58 AM
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Tyler
Whidden
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7/6/2006 10:25 AM
Thanks for making my day of writing
full of distractions and envy. I've decided to
list a few other terrific-awe-inspiring inventions
i have birthed. You should know i am doing it all
while listening to Ani Difranco. (I created her
nickname: "Ani" to which she is known):
-- The
men's t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid" with the
arrow pointing down.
-- The "I'm with stupid"
women's t-shirt with the arrow pointing up.
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Car window stickers that utilize static
electricity rather than glue, so you can steal
them from your friends' cars.
-- the word
"Cockfucker"
-- Top 11 lists
-- The
"Point-to-an-item-on-the-menu-as-a-way-of-distracting-a-girl-from-the-fact-i-am-looking-down-her-shirt"
move.
-- Capers
-- the semi-colon, though i
didn't know what i would use it for -- i sold that
one; they did some good stuff with it
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Luxemburg (not the country, because you can't
invent a country -- but, i did invent the name --
before me it was called Steve.)
-- the country
Chad
-- The Soft G chord for guitar
playing
-- Many shots/drinks including, but not
limited to : The Jesus Christ Woody, Sit On My
Face, The Ray Bourque, Vapor Action, The Jennifer
Love Hewitt
-- The
"You-have-to-pass-it-while-it's-still-burning"
rule of Group Pot Smoking as a means of targeting
one friend in the group in order to get them
reeeeeallllly stoned. (This worked on your brother
when he came here -- i did a joke about and am
posting it now "Come to Chicago")
-- the
butt-smack
-- Hyndai Sonatas
--
Fudge
That's it for now, but you can get a
glimpse of my genius. (A word that was created for
me)
-- |
Tyler
Whidden
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7/6/2006 9:28 AM
Ahh, the "Air Knuck" . . . i'm
assuming you are referring to the ridiculously
stupid tradition of pumping fists, knuckle to
knuckle. There is something you should know about
me: I am the inventor of many great things. I have
invented things that people use everyday, yet i
don't get the credit i deserve. For instance, i
created the "Previous Channel" Button on remote
controls so that if you wanted to go from channel
32 back to channel 17 you just have to hit one
button -- not two. I also created the color Tawny,
but that was by sheer accident. One of my most
famous inventions is the phrase "Suck it". I
started that. Me. And i have been saying it for
years, and now everybody's saying it. Oh sure,
i've added to my monster. Now, Version 3.0 is
"Fucking Suck It." So, if Pete said something
like, "I bet you can't give me one line from
Zoolander", you can be like, "Yeah? Well, me and
some friends been hangin on the south beach of st.
barts . . . with spider monkeys. Tripping on acid
changed our whole perspective on shit. So, i guess
you can der-e-lick my balls, capitan. Fucking Suck
it, Pete!" And you must make the out-faced
bullhorns with your right hand when you say
it.
Anyhoo, i created the "Explosion" which is
a sideways "Air Knuck", then you spread your hands
out in a mock-explosion. This is to be done breast
(hehe) high. My point is i created something
cooler than the "Air Knuck" way before the "Air
Knuck" was ever heard of. So, by reasoning, the
"Air Knuck" is actually a dgression -- so, fucking
suck it. (bullhorns) |
Tyler
Whidden
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7/6/2006 8:34 AM
"I'm cooler than Pete" -- what is
that? difficult. C'mon, the Sun is cooler than
Pete. Pete's so uncool, he tried giving me a
high-five when he was visiting Chicago. A
high-five. Like a real above-the-shoulder high
five. You know what's lamer than a high-five?
Nothing. (Well, maybe a low-five, which by the
way, was just some lame-o attempt at ammending an
already un-cool thing. You see, there are only two
reasons two men should ever attempt a high-five:
1) After one of them hits a game-winning homerun
on homecoming weekend. 2) During a threesome with
a celebrity model after she bought you both dinner
. . . and dessert.
So, my beleif is that two
guys couldn't qualify going above the shoulder so
they went with the totall douchebag-like
"low-five" -- which is below the waiste. What they
didn't know while creating said move, is that
people were standing around them going, "these
guys are a couple of douchebags.")
You're
"cooler than Pete". Good job. Maybe you can rub
some coolness off on him, because if i am to show
him around Chi-town, it works better when both of
us aren't total losers, and well, i have that
market pretty much cornered, thank you very much.
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Tyler
Whidden
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7/5/2006 9:17 PM
What are you? Like, the coolest
girl ever? |
Amy
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7/5/2006 6:39 AM
Thank you for hanging out with us!
Let's make it a 'bad' habit. :) |
Natalie
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7/3/2006 9:01 AM
dude...grandma is
famous
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John
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7/3/2006 1:39 AM
heya ! |
Jones
Trio
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7/1/2006 10:33 PM
eh homie when u gonna cut my back
yard |
Almost
Remembered [was saved by Joe from Ides]
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6/30/2006 11:12 PM
PLEASE PLEASE COME
AND SHOW YOUR
SUPPORT!
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Neil
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6/30/2006 9:45 PM
Lemon Pie and Ice Tea....My Friends
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Natalie
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6/29/2006 7:43 AM
hahahahaha i love it |
Jimm
Needle
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6/29/2006 1:56 AM
Yo~
Thanks for making sure I got
the check for the PNH spot-
you rock~
outs
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Red
Wanting Blue
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6/28/2006 12:41 AM
Howdy Y'all!
Just a quick
reminder. We are playing Jillian's in dowtown
Akron this Saturday July 1, 2006.
363 S.
Main Street
Akron, OH 44311
See Ya
There!
RWB |
Hayden
Albert
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6/26/2006 5:00 PM
thanks for being a part of my music
page |
Six
Speaker City
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6/26/2006 11:20 AM
haha ok ok
but for the love of
everything holy
please stop the cubbie
thing
hahaha
:) |
scott
of via sahara
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6/25/2006 3:43 PM
yo maria, stop looking so angry and
come down to youngstown this friday to the Party
on the Plaza .. we all miss you! |
Big
Brothers Brother
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6/24/2006 5:00 PM
Wow maria, you looked so different
without your highlights (see pic below) |
Natalie
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6/24/2006 12:12 PM
hehe
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Amanda
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6/23/2006 9:22 PM
so when i was in mexico, at the bar
there was a singer, and she was singing all these
sappy love songs, and all of a sudden, she busted
out with "bottom of the fifth."
okay, so
that was basically a lie. but how sweet would that
be? |
Natalie
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6/23/2006 11:28 AM
haha ok Maroonie..ill make sure i
get a nice hott pic of us right after u get ur
lovely surgery haha jk..but we have no good
pics..we need some! |
lizzie
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6/23/2006 11:11 AM
BUAGS.......bitches united aganist
gingers society.......first meeting tonite! |
O.A.R.
Live in Cleveland 6/24
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6/23/2006 9:38 AM
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Natalie
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6/22/2006 6:04 AM
Maroonie..check out lil Vince and
Frankie in my pics. How cute are they? BTW im
going to ur surgery on Tuesday..itll be a party
haha |
SOUTHCOTT
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6/19/2006 9:57 PM
hello lover.. hmm why are we not in
your top 8 ? |
I'm
a g. Joey is a G
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6/18/2006 9:48 PM
I miss you maria... I want to see
you |
Six
Speaker City
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6/18/2006 11:03 AM
not gonna lie
we
bring the Cubbie-Rock |
Rusty
Adams
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6/15/2006 10:57 AM
hallo! |
katie
b
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6/9/2006 11:47 AM
create a peaceful and positive
friday!
hey,
seriously, I've been stalking you on your myspace
today and you need to e-mail me and do some
serious filling in for me! I've missed too much!
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Big
Brothers Brother
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6/5/2006 9:08 AM
Ben Kweller is a chump compared to
Keotke, and Keotke knows Karate he learned in
Japan too. |
Trendy
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6/4/2006 5:12 PM
Click below to vote for Trendy
who's been nominated for Cleveland's best punk
band and best song (S&M Breakfast of
Champions) in Scene Magazine's Annual Music
Awards!!!
 |
Natalie
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6/4/2006 3:00 PM
Marroonnniee..we need to drink it
up and get drunk one of these nights since i was
stuck on the streets of cleveland when u had ur
party haha |
Rocking
Buddhist
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6/3/2006 11:22 AM
Maria! How are you? Loved the
party, but didn't get to talk with you. Hope to
see you soon. Peace and Love to you! |
Rommel
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6/2/2006 11:58 AM
you know you wanna help me and my
friend out with the allman brothers concert
:)
happy late b-day by the way. didnt
know.
later. |
SOUTHCOTT
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5/30/2006 1:30 AM
wasssssap sugar momma |
Rick
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5/27/2006 12:30 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA...Had a great
time at the party....Nothing better than getting
home after drinking and typing on the mySpace
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your
mom
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5/26/2006 9:27 AM
Nooooo UUUUUUURRRRR the best
assistant ever!!!
:D |
Big
Brothers Brother
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5/25/2006 8:19 AM
Happy Birthday to you
From you
Ex-boyfriend Dude
With no heat your house is
cold
Now you're 23 years old!
Now you're
old you're extra smarty
This friday is gonna be
a bangin party,
Party hats and tiki
torch
Lets get drunk on your front porch!
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lizzie
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5/25/2006 6:32 AM
here's a bday song i wrote just for
you..
happy birthday to you
thank
goodness you're not a schnew
happy birthday to
you from me
yay yay yay
yer 23!
YEA
BDAYS! |
lizzie
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5/23/2006 11:40 AM
dear gawd please take that picture
down |
Teddy
Presberg
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5/22/2006 10:48 AM
Hey friend, just a funky reminder
to sign up for the all new Outright Music
SoulLetter:
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lizzie
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5/22/2006 6:14 AM
i suppose this era of our lives can
be defined as.......attack of the mean gingers
haha | |
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