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February 17, 2010

i prefer the word "stabby"

Allie calls me to blather about her pointless day. About 30 seconds in, she stops.

"Are you in Redmond?" she asks.

A stunning guess, considering I visit Microsoft's campus only about an hour a month.

"Yeah, actually, I am. How-"

"You sounded really pissed off."

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