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July 11, 2008

twipple dipper

I visited Dorkass and her spawn, Kelsey, last night. The kid's two, and as such she's asking what everything is. And brother, you're answering. "That's a video game. That's dog poop. That's your poop. That's John's laptop. That's its mousepad. That's a red dot. Can you say 'red' in Spanish?" and so forth.

Speaking of my laptop, Dorkass was amusing herself by looking at the folder labeled "Sarah Conviction" when, inevitably, Kelsey piped up. "What's that?"

"That's Sarah. Can you say Triple Dipper?"

"Twipple Dipper."

We roared. The kid knew she had to seize the moment. "TWIPPLE DIPPER! TWIPPLE DIPPER! TWIPPLE DIPPER!"

It's almost cute when a child says it. Almost.

posted by john at 11:40 AM  •  solamente