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April 29, 2008

lameness quantified

Thanks to the many trolls who took time out of their days to explain their remarkably complex algorithms for returning an item to the store. I got what I wanted: empirical proof that the original, shower-curtain-returning subject is indeed certifiably insane.

Poll results:
$20 - 46%
>$20 - 24%
$10 - 17%
$5 - 9%
<$5 - 4%

Let us now reflect on how 1) I consider returning $2 shower-curtain rings an obscene waste of my valuable time, yet 2) I'll spend 30 minutes totaling up poll results that validate me.

posted by john at 09:18 AM  •  permalink