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February 15, 2006

four sweetest words

This year I work four days per week from home, which in my estimation is about 80% perfect. My greed amazes even me. As much as I planned to be in this position, I'm also lucky. Knowing I'm lucky tempers my greed not at all. Oh, how I resent getting into my car and actually venturing to the office. I bitch. I pout. I punish all with whom I come in contact.

A miracle happened yesterday.

"Don't come to Redmond," my boss wrote. There was no reason for me to.

"Are there four sweeter words in the English language?" I replied.

The baby's not yours.
Cheney shoots campaign contributor
World champion Pittsburgh Steelers
USC: one time champion
Ernest's wife dumped him.
I got my period.
Pat Robertson's gay son
Percy listed his house.
I've no living relatives.
Chris Webber's time out
Let's have sex. - Beyonce

Nope.

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